A Blog Dedicated To My Social Media Teacher

Kissing ass is a very delicate art.

If you're too obvious about it, it makes the other person uncomfortable. Especially if they are gassy. The trick is to bend quickly from both the hips and knees, and position your feet as if you were about to propose to their backside, do the deed and then use the momentum from the downward motion to move forward & away very quickly.




So when-- for example-- a teacher gives an assignment that would lend itself easily to kissing ass easily, its important to casually mention to the students interests of yours, political opinions you hold & other useful bits of information to help the process.

Or else you could get something like this, which is unstructured and random.


After all, "Hamlet" may teach you to appreciate literature, but a 16-year-old will only see words, words, words.